I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
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No one, ever. (via scoldylox)

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Get in losers, we’re going Equalist-hunting.
You were all thinking it.
Shut up. SHUT. UP.
Korra: I didn’t…. say anything.
I mean I know there is already the marvel part of universal but think about it there could be
A Hulk prison drop ride,
A R&D gaming spot that lets you test out new games and tech before its released on the market and also sells candy(candyland get it?),
A Capisicle stand that sells ice cream,
A Hawkeye zipline/skyrider thing that starts from his nest,
A Thor rainbow bridge roller coaster where it breaks and you go on runaway train over the nine realms,
A Coulson Autograph spot where you could meet your favorite heroes (and Villains),
A Helicarrier Blimp that blimp you could ride in,
A Maria Hill Mall where all the shops were based (with robin sparkles music of course),
A Loki Practical Joke shop with an entire line of loki’d based products,
A Black Widow boutique with all of the awesome avengers based clothes that keep showing up on my dash plus spy gear and tools like mini lock picking kits,
Nick Fury’s Files where you could buy comics and avengers related media
Shield agents would run the park and be security,
and of course a shawarma joint
Anyone else think this could be cool?
This would be…one of the best things. Ever.
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
oh it’s me…
i am a comforting sea cow

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I was trying to explain interjections to someone the other day and wound up singing this song.
Schoolhouse Rock, Interjections (by dawemmy)
This was pretty much my favorite Schoolhouse Rock song.

#2497. Batman discussing the mission objectives
Batman: “Remember, this is primarily a recon mission. We want to discover all we can about the Kroloteans’ invasion strategy before we shut them down and deliver them to the Green Lantern Corps.”
Lol yeah Batman.
You know how well recon missions go with this team.